Helloo, welcome to my blog! It’s like a moodboard except I don’t know what it’s supposed to show.
Sweet Mary mother of Jesus, they want me to hem trousers on a free motion machine with no iron
Imagine your boss came to you like “hey can you mop the floor” and you were like “Ok” but then instead of a mop they handed you a broomstick, a box of Kleenex, and a bucket with a hole in it
Like yeah I can do this but it’s not going to be good
Patrice, si tu peux m'entendre, je suis désolée.
Conservative America would rather protect guns and ammo fetishists than protect students/children.
Odin: My first rule would be that no one can veto my rules
Frigg: Well, that’s called tyranny, and it’s generally frowned upon
Me: Damn I need a sugar momma
Also me: Has an actual breakdown when someone tries to buy me something
This is why we dont call the cops. Stop asking why.
This is why we run from the cops and not to them
“You say you hate cops but you would call 911 if you were in danger.”
I think the fuck not.
this legit scares me. these are not the people to fuck up their job like
Why is no one talking about what happened in São Paulo yesterday?
The sky turned completely black around three in the afternoon partly because of smoke coming from the Amazon rainforest, WHICH IS 2300 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM THE CITY, where the government has greatly increased the amount of land being burned for profit. People are getting sick, animals are dying, native territory is being lost to the flames.
This is what the sky looked like in my city yesterday, in the early afternoon.
It got so dark so fast the city had to turn on the lamp posts and night lighting.
Please talk about this. Reblog this post, non-brazilians especially.
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.”
“am also crab–wait a minute”
“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”
“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Same crab!”
“Same crab!”
