Sweet Mary mother of Jesus, they want me to hem trousers on a free motion machine with no iron
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Imagine your boss came to you like “hey can you mop the floor” and you were like “Ok” but then instead of a mop they handed you a broomstick, a box of Kleenex, and a bucket with a hole in it
Like yeah I can do this but it’s not going to be good
Patrice, si tu peux m'entendre, je suis désolée.
Odin: My first rule would be that no one can veto my rules
Frigg: Well, that’s called tyranny, and it’s generally frowned upon
Me: Damn I need a sugar momma
Also me: Has an actual breakdown when someone tries to buy me something
This is why we dont call the cops. Stop asking why.
This is why we run from the cops and not to them
“You say you hate cops but you would call 911 if you were in danger.”
I think the fuck not.
this legit scares me. these are not the people to fuck up their job like
